BEEeeeee.

Monday, July 30, 2007 10:22 PM

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!

Ahahaha..!! im now a QUALIFIED driver.. hahah... yeah..!! any one wants to sponsor me a car? hahah.. siao liao...
anyway.. i need to thank my tester sia.. he is a nice guy.. haha! and im super lucky to have ballot for him as my tester.. hahah.. heng ar!!

ok.. tml coach deng will be giving us a treat.. cuz he got his first pay.. haha.. yeah! thanks coach! haha.. la la la~

Thursday, July 26, 2007 10:54 PM

Blogger is very laggy rite now.. boo.. hahaha.. anyway.. shall just update a quick one.. went for training this morning. haha.. started at 10.. ended at around 3.. with a 1 hr lunch break! thats like break world record le.. i spent like 4 hrs in the range training? hahaha..hung yi.. hui jing.. mei ting.. and i.. oh.. and the coaches.. haha.. we were like undergoin intentsive training? hahaha.. everyone was like so serious.. fixing guns.. shooting.. haha.. got training again tml.. boo hoo hoo.. and sats is the monthly shoot. lol.. im standing btw 2 very very pro shooters.. like fan coach and huijing.. so jia lat la.. lol.. my stress level will like automatically rise up.. ahahaha..

oh.. and tml is also my LAST driving lesson! hahaha.. hopefully its the last la hor! ahhaa.. hope i dont need to go back there any more after monday! hahahah.. cross my fingers~

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:27 PM

time to update! DRving test is next MONDAY! ppl.. pls avoid YCK and AMK area on monday at 430 kk?? if u see a test car.. pls give way to it! pls dont try to compete with it.. pls?!?!? hahahaha

anyway.. been training like mad for the pass few days.. haha.. it like pratically everyday! hahah.. im hands are turning into chicken feet.. lol..and at the end of the week.. we got PT.. lol.. my hands are the poorest thing on earth.. hahahaha siao liaoz la.. anyway HTNS shoot is cancelled.. oh wells.. hahah..

ok.. sch is starting like in 2 weeks time! can some one pls press the pause button or stop it at least.. i still haven play enough.. and i dotn wan it to START! hahahahahah.. im lazy la.. booooo

Saturday, July 21, 2007 11:24 AM

ok.. time to update.. shot competition shot yesterday.. haha.. it was bad... mind was totally blank.. and shots juz seems to be stucked.. and cannot be fired.. hahaha.. damn sad sad.. hahha.. after which.. at around 730.. we went the AP team went to dinner together with our coach as organized by our Captain. lol.. not too bad.. coach talked about shooting and other stuff.. while sawman was happiy drinking tiger.. hahahaha..then dinner eneded around 9 plus.. and everyone headed back home.. hahaha.. im having trianing later again.. man.. i have been training everyday!! hahah.. my hand is falling apart.. and my mind is gone.. hahaha.. i think im goin crazy.. some more later got PT! ahhhhhh... hahahah.. playing games is fine.. but i juz dont want to do MAT WORK!!!! hahahaha..la la la

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 9:15 PM

ok..time to update.. bad news is .. all my birdie died..all 4 little babies died.. haiz... nvm..but it seems like the mama bird is breeding again.. so hopefully.. she is more experienced now.. and the next clutch and survive!! hahah..

last week training with the new coach wasnt that bad.. he is more organized .. and there is a purpose behind every training now .. hahaha.. juz got my new timetable.. is like.. OMG! hahah.. i got training everyday.. hahahah.. im so dead la.. training .. and driving.. im sooooo no life.. hahaha.. i wan to go watch movie.. i have NOT watched Transformers,Spider man 3, Mr bean hols and man in white! hahaha.. ahhhh!!!! lol!!

ok.. i think i shld conccentrate more on trainings now.. cuz HTNS is next week.. and WUG is the week after next week. whcich happnens to be the first week of school.. and then .. SEASA is end AUG.. im so dead.. by then.. ill need to study...and have no time to train.. and i better i pass my driving.. if not.. im dead eadead ead eadead... hahahahahaha

Friday, July 13, 2007 12:12 PM

I GOT BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS.. which one u all want to see first? ok.. bad news first.. hahah..
BAD NEWS: my 2nd little birdie that hatched died today.. it hatched on 7 july, and died on friday the 13.. haiz.. u do the maths.. and thats how many day old it is.. damn sad damn sad... out of 4 birdie.. now only 2 left.. the very first one that hatched.. which is very fat now.. and the one that hatched yesterday.. which is the goood news... lol... boooo hooo hoooooooo...

oh oh oh .. and im not goin to the orientation camp anymore.. hahaha.. too many ppl reg.. so i cant. go.. i think its ok la.. i can concentrate on my shooting for HTNS and WUG sia.. and DRIVING.. hahah.. lalala.. i finally have more time now! yeah!! la la la la ~~ but i feel abit guilty.. cuz abit like indirectly ps cariann.. how ar? .. sorry eh cariann.. its not within my control.. hehe.. u have fun there kk ? sorry ~~ =P

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:48 AM

BAD NEWS~ booo... the third little birdie that hatched yesterday died today.. sadness.. booo.. haiz.. now.. i got one less birdie to play with.. and i have decided to get them a bigger house.. the house rite now is like too small..and i suspect the little 3rd birdie got flattened by its parents accidently.. its so tiny.. and how can 6 birdie stay in such a small house? sad sad sad... its sooo tiny.. and it died at 1 day old.. haiz...

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:12 AM

Can u see 3 baby birdies and one egg left that is unhatched yet?? hahahah

Monday, July 09, 2007 10:42 PM

OMG.. i juz went to inspect the eggs juz now.. and i saw a little crack on the egg!! ahahaha.. hope the egg is hatching man!! ahhh .. lol..cant wait to have 4 little babies.. flopping around the house.. its so cute la.. hahahaha..

Sunday, July 08, 2007 5:25 PM

GD NEWS GD NEWS! haha.. the 2nd egg hatched!! i got 2 birdie junior now.. hahaha..below are some photos.. damn cute la..

Friday, July 06, 2007 11:11 AM

OMG! the egg hatched! can u see the small birdie!!?!?!?

Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:59 PM

time for updates.. lol.. first thing first..! EZ LINK HAS EXPIRED! like really EXPIRED..and cannot use anymore.. lol.. i juz found out today.. when i was on my way to safra!! lol..damn sad.. no more ez link.. i think ill need to get adult tix to survive for this month.. tilll i get my orange ezlink..

then trained from 10 plus to 1pm.. then headed for lunch.. before heading down for driving.. lol.. today.. im like a super duper reckless driver.. lol..!! my instructor sounded to panicky and all..and kept braking for me.. hahahaha.. la la la .. i think im so dead for the test sia.. help help help!!

lol.. tml is the guys nationals.. all the best to them! and ill prolly pop down.. late afternoon.. for training.. lol.. nationals will be held till end of the week. so i dont think i can train in the day le.. boo hooo hooo.. lol..

Monday, July 02, 2007 9:51 PM

SMART Businessman

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride!!!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"

Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

THE BEST JOKE AWARD

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and? he saw
Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for
his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're
all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not
me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They
rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each."

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be
in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was
gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and
he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY: ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST*

LESSON 2

Standing in front of a
shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "This is a very sensitive and important document,
and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING*

LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA. The
American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what
you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese
was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you!?!"
Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the
Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind Of 'key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am
I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER INSULT ANYONE*

LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,
who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had
released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming
pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and
jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish
will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The
Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented
with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he
slipped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
"SHIT!!!!!!!........."

*MORAL OF THE STORY: THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING,
BECAUSE
SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN*

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in
charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.

Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.

Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.

Eyes: I should be in charge because I let
the brain see where it's going.

Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very
mad.

To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and
stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste
whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU
ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE "ASSHOLE" THAT IS IN CHARGE